24th
January
2008
Public Service Announcement
posted in a little bit of everything |
In a number of
carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1
liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we
would be consuming
1 kilo (or 2.2 pounds) of Poop.
However, we do not
run that risk when drinking wine (rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because
alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.
So remember:
Water =
Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There’s no need to thank
me for this valuable information; I’m doing it as a public service.
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