The Sewing Mom

In a number of
carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1
liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than
1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we
would be consuming
1 kilo (or 2.2 pounds) of Poop.

However, we do not
run that risk when drinking wine (rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor) because
alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or
fermenting.

So remember:

Water =
Poop

Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk
stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There’s no need to thank
me for this valuable information; I’m doing it as a public service.